On Smarm: The six million word takedown of Dave Eggers you've been praying for all these years is finally here. And it's amazing. [H/t: Gawker]
UC Berkeley Football to Play on Kabam Field: The mobile gaming company we'd never heard of until right now will pay $18 million over 15 years for the rights. Hope this turns out better than the O.co Coliseum. [H/t: VentureBeat]
Uber to Deliver Christmas Trees: We're still waiting for them to show up with our kitten. [H/t: SFGate]
It's Cold! Here's How You Can Help the Homeless: This. [H/t: The Bold Italic]
Help! My Married Brother Is Trolling for Strange on Ashley Madison: And you're doing what on the website yourself exactly? [H/t: 7x7]
The Big 4 to Renovate, Stay Mostly the Same: Face it, if it's dining with plutocrats you're after, the Battery is still your best option. [H/t: Eater SF]
Google-Backed Anti-Patent Troll Bill Passes House: Trolls. They're not just for bridges anymore. [H/t: TechCrunch]
How Watching Paint Dry Could Help SF Cyclists: A huge backlog in painting bike lanes could imperil the City's transit goals. [H/t: SF Bay Guardian]
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