Teenager Flies from San Jose to Hawaii in Jet's Wheel Well: Obvious TSA jokes aside, that is one lucky kid. [H/t: SFGate]
Residents of Latter-Day Tech Haven Getting the Boot: Lofts, really, that's what people were mad about in the '90s? [H/t: SF Examiner]
Local Man Declares Self Inventor of "Statuing": This is the kind of thing most people would go out of their way to deny. [H/t: SFGate]
Alleged Adults Race Big Wheels: Don't sulk just because you didn't get a turn. [H/t: SFist]
TechCrunch Squares Off With WSJ: Journal reports that Google is in talks to buy Square, but TC says story is a dud. [H/t: TechCrunch]
Meet California's Modern 49ers: Finally, a market for our goldpanning hotspot app. [H/t: Wired]
Hunky Jesus Contest Photos: If you're offended, just be grateful they cancelled the Hunky Easter Bunny contest. [H/t: SFist]
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