What Billy Beane Needs to Do to Win: Just abandon his core beliefs. Easy! [SFGate]
Fire Department Official Demoted After Crash: Starts with a crime and ends with a demotion to a boat. Hey—that's the first season of The Wire! [SFGate]
Man Assaulted by Squatter in Mission: Yikes, man. Yikes. [SF Examiner]
Uber Sponsors Police Militarization Conference: We're not experts, but this is probably not good PR. [Valleywag]
The Rotten State of Social Media: Don't forget to like us on Facebook, y'all. [TechCrunch]
Where to Eat Near BART: We always liked the hot dog guy at Ashby. [Zagat SF]
Owner of Alameda Bar Arrested at Opening Party: Seems like he may have been intoxicated. [SF Business Times]
Dude in Camo Walks Around TL With Big Fake Gun: Somebody call Stanley Roberts. [SF Weekly]
French Lingerie Store Opens in Hayes Valley: Just hundreds of yards away from that guy in camo. What a city. [Racked SF]
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