Obama Comes to Town: Wait, who is this? Some politician or something? Never heard of him. [HuffPo]
Cooking Classes for Chronically Ill Ex-Cons: It’s very hard to properly dice something with a sharpened toothbrush. [Examiner]
No Confidence Vote for Embattled Fire Chief: We need to stop picturing this as the "Vote now!" scene from The Phantom Menace. For so many reasons. [ABC7]
Tesla Announces Ultra-Fast New Model: The four of you rich enough to buy one must be thrilled. [Wired]
Spambots Kicked off Tinder: We were hoping to turn one of these into a Her type situation. We’re crushed. [TechCrunch]
Inside a Hoarder’s House: Found: The remains of the last reporter who went in… [Bold Italic]
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