The diner has become an instantly discernible facet of American society, a national symbol where hearty, reasonably-priced food is devoured by chit-chatting regulars in multicolored bar stools lined up along a counter. These typically 24-hour joints are likely filled with a clatter of disarrayed background noise accompanied by a nostalgic song playing from a jukebox. The infectious allure of the diner is undeniable.
When you think of a diner, you probably don't think of a giant cherry pie replica hanging from the ceiling. You probably don't think of a side dish called Millionaire's Bacon, either. But, San Francisco is a city always deviating from the norm, and diners certainly aren't an exception. From classic, vintage spots serving up drool-worthy breakfast burritos to more modern, redefined dining experiences, this guide to the top diners across San Francisco recognizes all there is to love about the most quintessential American dining experience.
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3991 17th St / (415) 872-1405 / Website
Orphan Andy's is a Castro District landmark, for both its longstanding history, and its convenient 24/7 service! Outfitted with colorful rainbow lights and the classic red diner seats, this snug hideaway is the perfect haven for comforting favorites, whether it be first thing in the morning, or for a late night post-club nourishment.
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401 Geary St / (415) 885-6407 / Website
In the heart of Union Square is the Pinecrest Diner, a downtown favorite to refuel at since 1969. Still retaining its midsentury charm, this is a no-frills gem that truly acts a groovy respite from the bustling metropolis, complete with an expansive menu with hearty classics you can all watch be made in real time with their stunning open kitchen.
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2499 San Bruno Ave / (415) 468-8805 / Website
Established in 1978, this long-standing joint in the Portola neighborhood is just as iconic as its movie moniker. With a counter lined with swivel chairs and an opposite wall brimming with photos commemorating the eatery's history, Breakfast at Tiffany's is a warm and inviting spot to get your perfect breakfast fix of buttermilk pancakes, benedicts and tater tot skillets. From a loaded breakfast burrito to Tiffany's Original Hash Browns, each dish is thoughtful as it is delicious.
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2401 Polk St / (415) 913-7775 / Website
This American diner serves breakfast, lunch and dinner, meaning you can quench your diner food craving at all hours of the day at The New Spot on Polk. Plates filled to the brim with french toast, waffles and eggs benedict and casual booth seating are a few facets of the eatery. For the more enterprising eater, The New Spot on Polk offers a charbroiled burger dubbed The Ultimate—with three quarter-pound patties, bacon, an array of cheese, a fried egg, and more, it's exactly the task it sounds like.
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800 Divisadero St / (415) 563-9780 / Website
Hospitable and hearty are two words that come to mind when looking at the window reading "Breakfast All Day" and the discernible red canopy over Eddie's Cafe. The burgundy swivel chairs lined up against the white counter and the surrounding pictures and posters on the walls make the joint feel familiar and sheltered— a few crucial qualities when visiting a diner. Eddie's is known for its signature eccentric mugs and straightforward dishes from the grill, like eggs, crunchy homemade hash browns and homemade biscuits and jelly. With busy lines extending outside the storefront on weekend mornings, the eatery is a beloved city treasure and a certainly worthy experience.
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1748 Church St / (415) 282-4328 / Website
Three words. Hash Brown Hill. Topped with melted cheddar, sour cream, olives, avocado and green onions, that is the kind of dish you can only find at Toast Eatery. Open daily for outdoor seating and takeout, this spot with a neon light clock and sparkling swivel chairs alongside a metal counter emanates true diner vibes. For an immeasurable supply of coffee and decadent French toast or Nutella Belgian waffles topped with powdered sugar and fruit, Toast Eatery is undeniably worth a visit.
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6134 Geary Blvd / Website
Located in Richmond's Little Russia neighborhood, Joe’s Coffee Shop may sport an unassuming banner, but step inside and immediately be charmed by the kind and fast service, the sunny indoors, and their much-acclaimed must-try hash browns and french toast- perfectly crisp and delectably priced.
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611 Larkin St / (415) 441-4884 / Website
Unmissable by their iconic sign, this Tenderloin beacon of bacon and more is absolutely revered for their affordable prime rib and other irresistibly rich comfort classics of mac and cheese, beef stew, and pot roast. These standouts are creatively offered in their daily specials, all for under $20 when you want something true and trusted just off of downtown.
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1525 Pine St / (415) 228-8420 / Website
The Grubstake boasts an incredibly impressive eclectic design, proudly sitting as a captivating railcar nestled in between two taller buildings that further lend to its prominence as a cute and whimsical joint. Step into a piece of local history and prepare to be strapped in for a culinary ride of authentic culturally-inspired fare. This is a tasty adventure you'll definitely want to be whisked away on.
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2500 Geary Blvd / (415) 931-2416 / Website
It doesn't get anymore vintage "diner aesthetic" than with Tony's! A vibrant cornerstone in Lower Pacific Heights, this landmark's retro sign will truly have you driving in to peruse their old-school menu board for divine milkshakes, dense burgers, and crispy crinkle-cut fries as playful as their rich red decor.
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1131 Folsom St / (415) 554-0522 / Website
For over three decades, Rocco's has been treating their Folsom and SoMa communities like family, happily inviting them in for genuine Italian cuisine. Grab a comfy seat on their stools and admire all the rich stories on their walls as you get generously nourished with homestyle omelettes, chicken and seafood entrees, and of course, their sumptuous pasta offerings.
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1807 4th St, Berkeley / (510) 644-3230 / Website
This Berkeley establishment has all the trinkets and features that make a diner, a diner. From the 1957 Seaburg jukebox and burgundy red Naugahyde booths to the gray linen Formica countertop and gigantic piece of cherry pie—yes, you read that right—suspended over the counter, Bette's Oceanview Diner is as classic as an American diner can get. Despite these standard markers of a diner, Bette's flavorsome dishes are anything but ordinary. From an array of grilled sandwiches to the New York Bagel Platter, there's certainly something on the menu for every palate. Most importantly, don't forget to pick up a lemon bar or a slice of pie on your way out.
Diners are truly strongholds of classic San Francisco history, and being able to eat in one allows you to experience everything that makes them beloved!
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