San Francisco's most on-the-prowl cheaters live exactly where Sean Wilsey's Oh The Glory of it All said that they do: Pacific Heights. That's according to an advertisement slash press release from AshleyMadison.com that we're pretending is real news because, look, it's July 3rd and we're closing our offices by noon so we can get to the beach.
The website that connects married folks with dates released geographical data on the neighborhoods where its 52,000 Bay Area users live. The San Francisco neighborhoods where they cluster the most densely tend to be the most upscale.
Topping the list of most users per hood was Pacific Heights. If you don't believe that, just ask five-time married Danielle Steel. After that, the spots with the most folks looking for a little side hustle were the Marina, the Financial District, the Sunset, Nob Hill, Noe Valley, Sea Cliff, SoMa, Russian Hill, and North Beach.
So basically, anywhere where people live. Those are the neighbors with people cheating on their spouses. That's journalism—it's hard work some days, but we're putting in the effort. Now where did we put our sunscreen?