Johnny Castle cuts a rug
Patrick Swayze dirty dances at yesterday's festivities, partner held aloft.
Your guess is as good as ours
Cross-dressing, alcohol, and male genetalia. What else did you expect from a Bay to Breakers costume?
A peep show
We warned you that some of these costumes were risqué.
Smile for the birdie
Taking a moment to sit in the grass and preen her feathers, this Bay-to-Breaker strikes a pose.
Tête à tetris
A couple of tetriminos show their appreciation for the video game classic.
Consider the lobster
This four-eyed crustacean made an admirable effort in yesterday's race — especially given that he was also being boiled alive.
A simple request
Amid the hustle and bustle to get from one end of the city to the other, one thoughtful participant urges his fellow racers to stop for a moment of contemplation and, in a phrase, "hammer time."
...while others did not.
Some Bay-to-Breakers wanted to exhibit their love of Mother Nature...
A lone romantic stands out in the crowd to let his special someone know that "in your eyes (the light, the heat) / in your eyes, I am complete."
Fly like an eagle
For many (if not most) of those participating, Bay to Breakers is less about competitive athleticism and more about getting the chance to spread one's wings and soak in the sun and debauchery.
"There's always money in the banana stand"
Fans of Arrested Development pay tribute to their favorite defunct T.V. show, dressed as characters Maeby, George Michael, Lindsay, and "Pop Pop" George Bluth.
Disney by way of Valencia.
Our favorite cartoon heroes and heroines get a hipster make-over (e.g. "My magic carpet is a fixed gear bike").
Bold, buxom, and bristly
These hairsute beauties flaunt it all. Not sure about the raincoats though.
A scurvy sea dog
Searching for buried treasure can be hard work. This runner takes a break in the shade.
For ages 6 and up
An overcrowded, age-inappropriate, and we can only assume inebriated game of Twister.
The running of the Muppets
Gonzo and Animal make a surprise appearance. Both muppets prove to be surprisingly athletic.
Bottle-in-hand, Steve Irwin snags one fierce-looking crocodile.
An early birthday celebration
Two runners mark the Golden Gate's 75th in style. Tiger reportedly blocking southbound traffic; expect delays.
San Francisco's wild side was out in full-force yesterday as thousands of Bay to Breakers ran, walked, strutted, and stumbled their way from the Embarcadero to the beach. Here are a few shots of the best and the bawdiest.