What Else Can Ron Conway Become an Honorary Member of?

Today was the anniversary of the 1906 Earthquake that struck San Francisco. And though there are still a few survivors living, none of them were able to attend yesterday's commemorate lunch at John's Grill. However, thanks to a timely donation, tech VC Ron Conway was called by event organizers an "honorary survivor." We don't think that makes Conway a "time-traveling warlock," but we do think it opens up all kinds of other possibilities.

If Conway donates to: Parks and Rec
He gets to call himself: An honorary bass player for Santa during their 1971 South America tour.

If Conway donates to: SFPD
He gets to call himself: An honorary suspect in the Zodiac Killer slayings.

If Conway donates to: Children's Hospital Oakland
He gets to call himself: An honorary Marc Benioff

If Conway donates to: Dianne Feinstein's reelection campaign
He gets to call himself: An honorary place kicker for the 1981 49ers.

If Conway donates to: the Make-a-Wish Foundation
He gets to call himself: Honorary Batkid

If Conway donates to: the public library
He gets to call himself: The honorary author of Howl

If Conway donates to: SFMOMA
He gets to call himself: An honorary Miwok native.

If Conway donates to: the Opera
He gets to call himself: An honorary gun runner to Leland Yee and Shrimp Boy

If Conway donates to: the Fire Department
He gets to call himself: An honorary coast redwood tree.

If Conway donates to: sf.citi
He gets to call himself: An honorary Glasshole

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